Theater

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10:00pm

Just as David Bowie suspected, it turns out that you really can't chase time. Time Chasers may not be the worst film ever made, but its protagonist is certainly the most ghastly ghoul ever to befoul an innocent strip of celluloid. You know the drill, gang. Beer, bad film, and buttons. Not just any buttons, mind you. FREE buttons.

Wednesday February 1 at 10:00pm (doors 9:30)

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7:00pm

Join critically acclaimed comedian Joseph Scrimshaw (“the Cirque Du Soleil of Minneapolis Comedy” – The Onion) for the live recording of his new podcast, OBSESSED. Thrill to tales of Scrimshaww’s bizarre obsessions—squirrels, Star Wars, watching his wife knit—as well as dive into the obsessions of two special guests plus one lucky audience volunteer! http://jokingenvelope.com/live

Friday February 3 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

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9:30pm

"The Princess Bride: A Drinking Game" is a cross between this romantic comedy/fairy tale classic, a drinking game with friends, a live stage reading by some of the Twin Cities best actors, and a midnight showing of "Rocky Horror"! Classic movie, shaken, not stirred, and with a twist. Inconceivable!

The Princess Bride-A Drinking Game-Minnesota Cast!

Hosted and Narrated by Jill Bernard!

Buttercup/The Princess Bride-Amy Bouthilette
Wesley-Topher Pirkl
Inigo Montoya-Matt Saxe
Fezzik-Kevin Albertson
Vizzini, the Impressive Clergyman, Brute-Nick Decker
Prince Humperdinck-James Napoleon Stone
Count Rugen-Charles Hubbell
Mother, Booing Lady, Valerie, and The Queen-Katherine Mary Engel
The Kid, Albino, and Yellin-Matt Kelly

With Patrick O'Brien (Mr. Dewey from Saved by the Bell and Saved by the Bell LIVE at the BLB, Pleasantville, Forget Paris, Intolerable Cruelty, and Minnesota Fringe Festival hit Underneath the Lintel) as The Grandfather, The King, and Miracle Max!

Charles Hubbell was just seen on the stage of The Guthrie in "Charleys Aunt", and has performed around the Cities at The Gremlin-"The Homecoming", Walking Shadow-Dracula in "Drakul", and more. Matt Saxe has appeared in the films "Jarhead", "Pearl Harbor" and the CBS soap opera "The Bold and The Beautiful" and theatres around the Cities in, "Macbeth" with Theatre Coup D'etat, "Wash My Sin Away" with Theatre Terra Firma, and The Minnesota Fringe Festival.

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This is the first production of "A Drinking Game" anywhere in the U.S. outside of Los Angeles!

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The movie will NOT be shown. This is a staged reading of the classic script by an awesome cast. For those of you who have asked. :-)

You have a better idea for a date for Valentines Day? Inconceivable!

Friday February 3 at 9:30 pm (9:00 doors)

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7:00pm

When was the last time you squirmed at the thought of
something you’ve done and hoped no one would find out about it? When was the last time you heard a juicy story about adultery, gluttony, theft, and more things that should not have happened being told without a hint of guilt or shame? Or told with a side of irony or wry humor? It’s all fair game when Colleen Kruse and Loren Niemi share The Sh**ty Things We’ve Done.” On stage. With an audience.

Colleen Kruse is a comedian, radio personality, and a ferociously honest and funny chronicler of her life and times.

Loren Niemi, first and foremost, is a storyteller of philosophically nuanced and emotionally ambiguous tales.

T\Every Saturday night this February they come together at Bryant Lake Bowl to recreate their exploration of the “seven deadly sins” and a few minor ones with stories that first saw the light of the Bryant Lake Bowl stage in 1997. It proved so popular that Colleen offered it on an annual basis with Alex Cole while Loren was living in Chicago. Now Loren’s back and Colleen’s got him confessing the awful and the awfully funny “Sh**ty things We’ve Done.”

Saturdays February 4, 11, 18 and 25 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

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10:00pm

On May 19, 1992, a shot rang out on a Long Island door step that launched three made-for-tv movies, two porn careers, and made "Buttafuoco" a household name. Come celebrate the latest unsympathetic viewing by the Women in Crisis Film Series crew, "The Amy Fisher Story," starring Drew Barrymore. Break out your Zubaz, beepers, and Valtrex and don't forget to bring a scrunchy or two. Our panel of lively gays will mock the film in real time and you're invited to compete in the “Amy & Joey Costume Contest” for prize packages!

Saturday, February 4 at 10:00pm (doors at 9:30pm)

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7:00pm

It's time for the Rockstar Storytellers' Annual Sexy Fun-Time Romance N Stuff show! An evening of spoken word pieces answering the hilarious, awkward, and blush-worthy questions of love, lust, relationships, and of course, DOING IT. Featuring Joseph Scrimshaw, Amy Salloway, Laura Bidgood, Tom Reed, and special surprises! Hosted by the Twin Cities' favorite naughtybilly band, Courtney McClean & The Dirty Curls!

Sunday February 5 at 7PM (doors 6:00)

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7:00pm

See the funniest sketches, short films and musical performances ever!!! From fiddlers and cloggers to toddlers and tiaras you won’t want to miss this special night where nothing is sacred.

Monday February 6 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

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7:00pm

Four people give a PowerPoint presentation to the audience. The only problem is the presenters have never seen the slides before, and they’re complete nonsense!

Tuesday February 7 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

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7:00pm

The Rabbit Show is a monthly cry of hope that serious but accessible dance doesn’t have to be expensive, hard to understand, self-important, or merely gymnastic. This one-hour cabaret-style showcase offers a wide variety of short dances by Third Rabbit Dance Ensemble and by guest artists representing the rich diversity of Twin Cities dance.

Wednesday February 8 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

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7:00pm

Brain Game is a fully improvised, fully interactive panel-style game show featuring some of the Twin Cities' finest improvisers. Watch them match wits with each other, the audience, and the unforgiving clock!

Fridays February 10 and 17 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

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10:00pm

Anna Vogelzang, "The Wisconsin troubadour has a penchant for playfulness when it comes to her music; however, when she gets serious, few craft a better folk song."
- The Huffington Post

“A series of YouTube videos paint Minneapolis’ Savannah Smith as a ukulele-slinging Jack Johnson disciple - but the seriousness Smith shows when performing her own songs nicely balances her jazz-informed cooing and displays a talent for lyrical density that raises her simple melodies”. -AV Club

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7:00pm

When was the last time you squirmed at the thought of
something you’ve done and hoped no one would find out about it? When was the last time you heard a juicy story about adultery, gluttony, theft, and more things that should not have happened being told without a hint of guilt or shame? Or told with a side of irony or wry humor? It’s all fair game when Colleen Kruse and Loren Niemi share The Sh**ty Things We’ve Done.” On stage. With an audience.

Colleen Kruse is a comedian, radio personality, and a ferociously honest and funny chronicler of her life and times.

Loren Niemi, first and foremost, is a storyteller of philosophically nuanced and emotionally ambiguous tales.

T\Every Saturday night this February they come together at Bryant Lake Bowl to recreate their exploration of the “seven deadly sins” and a few minor ones with stories that first saw the light of the Bryant Lake Bowl stage in 1997. It proved so popular that Colleen offered it on an annual basis with Alex Cole while Loren was living in Chicago. Now Loren’s back and Colleen’s got him confessing the awful and the awfully funny “Sh**ty things We’ve Done.”

Saturdays February 4, 11, 18 and 25 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

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10:00pm

Starring Jason Schommer, Tom Steffen, Jodie Maruska, Calvin Cato, and Ron Lamprecht as the Emcee! Stand up comics from Las Vegas, New York City, and Minneapolis take to the stage in this hilarious evening of stand up comedy.

Saturday February 11 at 10:00 pm (9:30 doors)

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7:00pm

Performance Art Therapy is taking the Twin Cities by storm! Created on the BLB stage in November 2011, it is evolving into the most dynamic, and funniest, treatment modality and helping profession since maybe Freud or Doctor Phil. You bring your deepest fears, your fondest hopes, and your thorniest problems to Jon on the BLB stage. He doesn't help you, but his characters do! Let the Professor of Negativity, Zen Master Zero, Philander T. Overman, Vic from Providence, and some surprise "guests" make an entirely new person out of you. And learn about the complex, often tormented childhoods of his characters as they reveal their own psychic traumas and triumphs as never before. A New, More Dynamic You II—Deeper In! It's a multiple-personality carnival of ha-ha healing!

Sundays February 12, 19, 26, March 4 and 11 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

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7:00pm

The 3rd Kind brings you kick-ass sketch comedy. It is commanded within the Declaration. “Close Encounters” with The 3rd Kind brings you the lethal combination of stand-up comedy, improv comedy and sketch comedy. Along with some of our favorite improvisers and stand-ups from Acme, HUGE, ComedySportz and Brave New Workshop, The 3rd Kind will set forth to abduct and deconstruct your sense of self. Your semblance of being should return to working order within an hour after our show. Kevin Albertson, Dave Christians, Ian Fishman, Heather Meyer, Sidney Oxborough, and Jen Scott compromise The 3rd Kind, directed by Joe Bozic. Communications commence at 3rdkindcomedy.com.
Mondays February 13, 20 and 27 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

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7:00pm

Smart, funny women are a joy to hear, and the Valentines Dayedition of Two Chairs Telling at Bryant Lake Bowl serves up a big hearted, no flowers, pairing of powerhouse storytelling with Nancy Donoval and Susan O’Halloran.

Nancy Donoval is the 2010 National Story Slam Champion. A professional storyteller and story coach for close to 25 years, her work has been heard on Minnesota and Chicago Public Radio. She’s been featured at venues ranging from the National Storytelling Festival to the New York Society for Ethical Culture. Her one-woman shows Dancing Rats & Vampire Moms and Monster Movies with My Undead Dad played to sold-out houses at the Minnesota Fringe Festival. Nancy currently tours The Road to Shameless: A Survivor’s True Story of Rape and Recovery to college and universities along with other sexual violence education programs. www.Stories2StopRape.com or NancyDonoval.com
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Susan O’Halloran is a story artist, writer, TV personality and keynote speaker. Her stories focus on family, a sense of place and have been seen on such media programs as PBS and ABC Nightline, The New York Times and the Chicago Tribune. The Chicago Reader’s Critic Choice said about her storytelling, “O’Halloran has mastered the Irish art of telling stories that are funny and heart-wrenching at the same time.”
She is author of several books and diversity curriculums plus a producer of multi-cultural performances and films including Black, White and Brown: Tribes & Bridges at the Steppenwolf Theatre and More Alike Than Not: Stories of Three Americans – Catholic, Jewish and Muslim. Sue lives in Evanston, IL and can be found at: www.susanohalloran.com.

Tuesday February 14 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

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7:00pm

Where independent filmmakers schmooze and make nice. For more info visit www.ifpmsp.org.

Wednesday February 15 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

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10:00pm

Mixing pop and politics, the gender-blending performers of Dykes Do Drag have been entertaining and broadening horizons for audiences at the Bryant Lake Bowl for twelve years. Claude Peck of the Star Tribune likens the show to "a Savers fashion show in Genderbenderville." Join the fun by coming in your own idea of drag!

Thursday, Friday and Saturday February 16, 17 and 18 at 10:00 pm (9:30 doors)

RESERVATIONS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

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7:00pm

Brain Game is a fully improvised, fully interactive panel-style game show featuring some of the Twin Cities' finest improvisers. Watch them match wits with each other, the audience, and the unforgiving clock!

Fridays February 10 and 17 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

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10:00pm

Mixing pop and politics, the gender-blending performers of Dykes Do Drag have been entertaining and broadening horizons for audiences at the Bryant Lake Bowl for twelve years. Claude Peck of the Star Tribune likens the show to "a Savers fashion show in Genderbenderville." Join the fun by coming in your own idea of drag!

Thursday, Friday and Saturday February 16, 17 and 18 at 10:00 pm (9:30 doors)

RESERVATIONS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

ShittyThings.jpg
7:00pm

When was the last time you squirmed at the thought of
something you’ve done and hoped no one would find out about it? When was the last time you heard a juicy story about adultery, gluttony, theft, and more things that should not have happened being told without a hint of guilt or shame? Or told with a side of irony or wry humor? It’s all fair game when Colleen Kruse and Loren Niemi share The Sh**ty Things We’ve Done.” On stage. With an audience.

Colleen Kruse is a comedian, radio personality, and a ferociously honest and funny chronicler of her life and times.

Loren Niemi, first and foremost, is a storyteller of philosophically nuanced and emotionally ambiguous tales.

T\Every Saturday night this February they come together at Bryant Lake Bowl to recreate their exploration of the “seven deadly sins” and a few minor ones with stories that first saw the light of the Bryant Lake Bowl stage in 1997. It proved so popular that Colleen offered it on an annual basis with Alex Cole while Loren was living in Chicago. Now Loren’s back and Colleen’s got him confessing the awful and the awfully funny “Sh**ty things We’ve Done.”

Saturdays February 4, 11, 18 and 25 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

Dykes Do Drag.jpg
10:00pm

Mixing pop and politics, the gender-blending performers of Dykes Do Drag have been entertaining and broadening horizons for audiences at the Bryant Lake Bowl for twelve years. Claude Peck of the Star Tribune likens the show to "a Savers fashion show in Genderbenderville." Join the fun by coming in your own idea of drag!

Thursday, Friday and Saturday February 16, 17 and 18 at 10:00 pm (9:30 doors)

RESERVATIONS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

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7:00pm

Performance Art Therapy is taking the Twin Cities by storm! Created on the BLB stage in November 2011, it is evolving into the most dynamic, and funniest, treatment modality and helping profession since maybe Freud or Doctor Phil. You bring your deepest fears, your fondest hopes, and your thorniest problems to Jon on the BLB stage. He doesn't help you, but his characters do! Let the Professor of Negativity, Zen Master Zero, Philander T. Overman, Vic from Providence, and some surprise "guests" make an entirely new person out of you. And learn about the complex, often tormented childhoods of his characters as they reveal their own psychic traumas and triumphs as never before. A New, More Dynamic You II—Deeper In! It's a multiple-personality carnival of ha-ha healing!

Sundays February 12, 19, 26, March 4 and 11 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

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7:00pm

The 3rd Kind brings you kick-ass sketch comedy. It is commanded within the Declaration. “Close Encounters” with The 3rd Kind brings you the lethal combination of stand-up comedy, improv comedy and sketch comedy. Along with some of our favorite improvisers and stand-ups from Acme, HUGE, ComedySportz and Brave New Workshop, The 3rd Kind will set forth to abduct and deconstruct your sense of self. Your semblance of being should return to working order within an hour after our show. Kevin Albertson, Dave Christians, Ian Fishman, Heather Meyer, Sidney Oxborough, and Jen Scott compromise The 3rd Kind, directed by Joe Bozic. Communications commence at 3rdkindcomedy.com.
Mondays February 13, 20 and 27 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

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7:00pm

The Bell Museum's Café Scientifique is a happy hour exchange of ideas about science, environment, and popular culture featuring experts from a variety of fields on diverse and often provocative topics. For more information visit www.bellmuseum.org

February topic: Cosmic Catastrophes: Apocalypse When?
Our existence on Earth is at once robust and fragile. Life manages to survive under a wide range of conditions, but we also live under constant threat from all manner of events in the vast universe. Professor Lawrence Rudnick will talk us through a variety of ways our world could end – from asteroid impacts to rogue black holes – and wax philosophical about whether the universe itself might have prevented us from ever existing. You may lose some sleep after this Cafe -- not from fear but from the amazing perspectives we gain on humanity when we think BIG.

Professor Rudnick is an observational astrophysicist from the University of Minnesota, studying both supernova remnants and large-scale structures in the Universe. He uses a wide variety of ground and space-based telescopes in the radio, X-ray, infrared, and optical portions of the spectrum. Professor Rudnick was a founding member of the Minnesota Planetarium Society, which has now merged its operations with the Bell Museum to provide astronomy and space education across Minnesota. He is actively involved in public outreach activities and K-12 science education, and was a consultant and on-screen expert for public TV’s Newton’s Apple for 14 years. Professor Rudnick has been recognized with the Morse-Alumni Award for Outstanding Contributions to Undergraduate Education and the Outstanding Community Service Award at the University of Minnesota.

Tuesday February 21 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

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8:00pm

Named for the modest dimensions of the BLB stage, this exciting dance showcase features unfettered dance exploration. A discussion moderated by choreographer/curator Laurie Van Wieren follows each piece, giving audience and choreographer alike the opportunity to react and explore the work together.

February Choreographers:
Bob Eisen
Timmy Wagner
Johan Amselem

Wednesday February 22 at 8:00 pm (7:00 doors)

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7:00pm

The intriguing world of 8-bit music comes to life in this fantastic reincarnation of the old themes and melodies during the 80's and 90's. Nerd Enhanced Sound (NES) explores these wonderful and lush musical backdrops of vintage video games that caught the eye of generation X and the generations to come.

Thursday, February 23 at 7:00pm (doors 6:00)

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10:00pm

Come see a Vilification Tennis show that will totally make you LOL. We'll take aim at the various ways we stay connected to each other by fiddling with our smart phones at the dinner table. OMG, you are totally going to love it IMHO.

Friday February 24 at 10:00pm (doors 9:30)

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7:00pm

When was the last time you squirmed at the thought of
something you’ve done and hoped no one would find out about it? When was the last time you heard a juicy story about adultery, gluttony, theft, and more things that should not have happened being told without a hint of guilt or shame? Or told with a side of irony or wry humor? It’s all fair game when Colleen Kruse and Loren Niemi share The Sh**ty Things We’ve Done.” On stage. With an audience.

Colleen Kruse is a comedian, radio personality, and a ferociously honest and funny chronicler of her life and times.

Loren Niemi, first and foremost, is a storyteller of philosophically nuanced and emotionally ambiguous tales.

T\Every Saturday night this February they come together at Bryant Lake Bowl to recreate their exploration of the “seven deadly sins” and a few minor ones with stories that first saw the light of the Bryant Lake Bowl stage in 1997. It proved so popular that Colleen offered it on an annual basis with Alex Cole while Loren was living in Chicago. Now Loren’s back and Colleen’s got him confessing the awful and the awfully funny “Sh**ty things We’ve Done.”

Saturdays February 4, 11, 18 and 25 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

NewDynamicYou.jpg
7:00pm

Performance Art Therapy is taking the Twin Cities by storm! Created on the BLB stage in November 2011, it is evolving into the most dynamic, and funniest, treatment modality and helping profession since maybe Freud or Doctor Phil. You bring your deepest fears, your fondest hopes, and your thorniest problems to Jon on the BLB stage. He doesn't help you, but his characters do! Let the Professor of Negativity, Zen Master Zero, Philander T. Overman, Vic from Providence, and some surprise "guests" make an entirely new person out of you. And learn about the complex, often tormented childhoods of his characters as they reveal their own psychic traumas and triumphs as never before. A New, More Dynamic You II—Deeper In! It's a multiple-personality carnival of ha-ha healing!

Sundays February 12, 19, 26, March 4 and 11 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

CloseEncounters.jpg
7:00pm

The 3rd Kind brings you kick-ass sketch comedy. It is commanded within the Declaration. “Close Encounters” with The 3rd Kind brings you the lethal combination of stand-up comedy, improv comedy and sketch comedy. Along with some of our favorite improvisers and stand-ups from Acme, HUGE, ComedySportz and Brave New Workshop, The 3rd Kind will set forth to abduct and deconstruct your sense of self. Your semblance of being should return to working order within an hour after our show. Kevin Albertson, Dave Christians, Ian Fishman, Heather Meyer, Sidney Oxborough, and Jen Scott compromise The 3rd Kind, directed by Joe Bozic. Communications commence at 3rdkindcomedy.com.
Mondays February 13, 20 and 27 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

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7:00pm

Part talk show, part arts and culture review, Salon Saloon invites local artists, designers, musicians and social entrepreneurs to the stage for an unpredictable, uninhibited conversation about creative life in the Twin Cities. Arts writer Andy Sturdevant hosts the show, which features stories, music, presentations and hands-on audience activities. For more info visit salonsaloon.info. http://salonsaloon.info

February topic: The Radio Show

Tuesday February 28 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)

RESERVATIONS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

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8:00pm

Pleasure Rebel is a seasonal performance series featuring artists working in dance, performance art and video, from the Twin Cities and beyond. Come see artists challenge the boundaries of queer art forms.

Wednesday February 29 at 8:00 pm (7:00 doors)