Letters to Santa… ASSEMBLE!

Friday, December 6, 2019
7:00 pm / Doors open at 6:00pm

Tickets: $15/$12 in advance

One Woman. 10 Characters. Viciously Funny.

Come see Nora Pearl as she teaches life lessons to children and adults with her books, “Being Fat is Less Work.” “Don’t Touch The Raccoon!” and “Get Out Grandma!” Marvel at Larry Dyc, creator of such products as the Candy Cane Shiv and the Summer Sausage Shiv, pitching his all new personal protection products for Shark Tank. Follow Amber Holstein, the wannabe social media influencer, with her tips to work on your thigh gap and keep you motivated. Join in with Inez Bolschweiger as she shares her opinions on everything from the next door hoarder to early morning walks of shame. Be mesmerized by Madame Gentilia Desdimona Herring, 1-900 clairvoyant fortune teller extraordinaire. Don’t forget Lois, the hyperactive eight-year-old who has discovered the moon, and who can’t wait to share the news with her child genius best friend Bobby. Plus, GLORIA, the iconic, martini swilling, chain smoking and crass old broad who will dole out advice for the audience live.
“Letters to Santa” has been a hilarious holiday tradition for the Twin Cities audiences for over 15 years!
PERFORMED BY: Janelle Ranek CO-WRITTEN BY: Janelle Ranek and Brenda Lucy


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