Wednesday, December 14, 2016
4:00 pm / Doors open at 3:30pm
Tickets: FREE with toy donation
‘Twill be the day before Rogue One, when all through the land
We await the arrival of a shaggy carpet, made by hand
That’s just a code from Saun Dann the trader, you see
It’s time to grab a red snuggie, and gather ‘round the tree
The weirdest holiday party is at Bryant-Lake Bowl
As most of you know, you have a starring role
It’s a special night, tickets can’t be bought
To get into this theatre, just bring a toy for a tot
We watch this piece of shit every damn year
To bring some children a bit of holiday cheer…
Bea Arthur, Art Carney and Jefferson Starship are all along
Is Itchy watching VR soft core really that wrong?
So mark your calendar, it’s time to celebrate!
Just don’t show up expecting the special to be great
It’s become more than a tradition, this viewing is mandatory.
And it’s only one more day until we can see another Star Wars Story.