05/25 #betchesnburlesque: A Parody Dance and A$$ Cabaret

Parody. Dance. Ass. "Renewed my faith in the power of a single banana, if only for a moment."

I’m not hot, you’re hot!!!! C’mon out, boo, we have some hawt sawce to make, and we need ur spicy @$$.

The best and the brightest burlesque and modern dancers give you their spin on the earnest tease, impossible levels of sexiness, embodied objectification, in the name of #flavor, f@kking cabaret, and emotional movement, in a night of parody and dance.

{Partial nudity, y'all!! Some acts are clothed, and some only hold back on the nips, tips, and lips.}

Bring dollar bills to throw, or if you’re lazy, come early and exchange big bills for ones. Get here early to eat and drink in the theater. And tip your G-D server!!

Tickets are $15. Doors open at 9:30PM.
Full menu available from your seat! Come eat and drink in the theater before and during the show!